I don't do much besides eat and sleep but I keep everyone busy. Mommy and Daddy have to wake me up every three hours to eat, which means they don't get much sleep. Daddy says I am difficult to wake up like my mommy.
Do I really have to wake up?
Mommy, stop taking my picture and change my diaper already.
Time for a sponge bath. This isn't so bad. I can't wait until I can take a real bath.
After eating, Mommy and I take a nap.